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Realife : A good piece says
a thousand words!
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You get funny shit...then you get mad crazy... with
a humouristic touch of ironic twists... that will
even make your mother blush remembering her hay-days
of wild...wild styles and sex positions that she thought
you best discover yourself! Well discover this! I
present to the uninformed... the REALIFE- (of) Selfish
Vandals, if you always wanted to know and was too
sheltered by overprotected parents... the realife.
In true classical black-and-white style of presentation
that leaves something for the imagination to ponder
about! Don't get me wrong this shit ain't got nadda
to do with black-and-white fucking racial bull-shit...naa..na
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Like for instance, at times when you put a colour and
a black-and-white picture of the same thing next to
each other...the grains and tectures of greys flirting
with the positive and negative spaces makes fucking
love with your eyes and can tell a story like no rainbow-colour-sceme
can. Yeah O.K; I can get carried away and true too maybe
these cats just didn't have enuff loot to afford colour
prints, but this magazine and accompaning visual-disc
really earns street acknowledged respect. Did you get
that... you get a double whammy; read it and check-it-out
on a screen. Its dope! I was actually doing a google
search on Realife...and what did I find?...links to
church orginazations and religious backwash. Hey, no
disrespect...its just a point of interest...see for
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how loyal are these church members to show their dedication?
Here's a case study of note...I was about to enter into
a CPT-club and at the entrance their was this dude appropriately
named Psychoderek trying to hustle free entry pass the
bouncer and doorlady. At this point it seemed he already
tried all the tricks in the book, so out of total despiration
(and it was clear too that he was deep inside the bottle)...
he struck a deal with the bouncer... if he rolled head
first down a two-storey flight of stairs, he would be
allowed entrance. The bouncer properbly thought this
guy was gonna bail-out, but then without a blink of
hesitation, Psychoderek was well on his way to come
face to face with momma earth. Very much to everyone
delight who was standing around...he afterwards, ran
back up the stairs and did it again cause the bouncer
wasn't all that convinced of the degree of difficulty.
Needless to say... later I saw Psychoderek stumping
away on the dancefloor...Respect bra! |
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| Straight jamm-packed
with street-gems including BMX-, skate- and graff features;
interesting views and delibarations on controversial
issues like the Twin-Tower fiasco, religion, sex tips,
marijuana, "hold the beef I'm a vegetarian",
a comic-strip; a crazy interview with Falco... and more...
hey you can even catch Bush check-out some blondes watermelon-sized
tits! Strictly adolescent entertainment here... hey
grandad give my copy back...Its a head on collition
with shit people usually tip-toe around, like that shit
people don't want to talk about in bars cause it can
so-easy erupt in some head-butting and upper-cutting.
Yeah and the video is SICK...dude mad entertaining...
catch these cats totally destroy a train, a trainstation;
hear "5th Floor" kill it with S.A.-flava;
watch cats skating and goof-off. But only one thing...cats
don't be fronting with the BMX-ers... they need iron
balls to manoeuvre their iron horses! |
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is what Realife got to say..."those who stand for
nothing will fall for every thing... (this publication
is) specifically for the people who feel out of place
in our social system. It is not a feeling you would
ever wish upon yourself, it is definitely the hard road
to follow..." Whats more is that they are by no
means tight-assed, stingey motha fuckas about their
shit either, they want their work to be accessed by
all means possible and available. |
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Realife 's contact
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material here are anti-copyright. Distribute, copy
and enjoy. If you want to make copies of the 'zine,
relevant files will be found on the Selfish Vandals
CD... However, if you're a multinational media conglomerate,
the anti-copyright does not apply. If you have any
photos, articles, stupid questions, comments, deep
hatred towards us or know of a better way for us to
spend our time, send e-mail to: psychoderek@mighty.co.za
and/or default_error@hotmail.com."
Maybe you can even subscribe to them for a copy.
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Read : Some pages of Realife, selfish Vandals |
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on the picture to enlarge it as a pdf document )
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| Money |
Money (2) |
Religion |
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| Spoken Word |
Rolling |
Rolling (2) |
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| Falko interview |
Bush |
Bush (2) |
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To
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Page 24 : Chapter
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